The Unknowable Brain of Miss Murda


"Anything is possible with enthusiasm mixed with caution and patience." -P.T. (1645-2436).
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but still. I like my blog the way it is because it is mine. All Mine, mwahahaha!
Talk later xx

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

Source: osointricate

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

Source: vulpixc0re

hi:

my life is so boring, I need someone new to obsess over

Source: hi

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight

astarryserenade:

loki-friggason:

aguabend:

You cannot be fucking serious…

*coughs*

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So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.

Source: ramarika

Source: d011y

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Source: slussy

transcripts:

get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

Source: transcripts

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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Source: thecutestofthecute

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

Source: guy

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

Source: kimpissible

likeafieldmouse:

Elisabeth Bernstein - Scapes

Source: likeafieldmouse