we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
my life is so boring, I need someone new to obsess over
dear board of education,
i am too
You cannot be fucking serious…
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
get in my bed rather than on my nerves
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
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